Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
That's intense
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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