Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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