I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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