he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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