I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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