have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
time to smoke my breakfast
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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