I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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