I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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