I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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