He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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