Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
