She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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