GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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