Its about making memories worth repressing
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You're like the curious george of whores
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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