no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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