I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
