3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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