That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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