i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
His nipple licking is glorious
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