just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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