Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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