Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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