My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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