I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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