you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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