Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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