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mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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