I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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