you're like a bully in the Christmas story
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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