In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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