is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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