I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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