There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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