like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just cropdusted the office
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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