remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
this just has baby written all over it
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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