just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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