dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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