he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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