Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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