he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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