if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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