This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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