As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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