oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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