I wanna bring you to show and tell
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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