drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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