i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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