We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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