Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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