oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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